Long Weekends and the Un-Hangover

My father got married this weekend, and during the course of the reception, I ingested an unadvisable amount of alcohol for someone of my tolerance. Needless to say, the following day was unpleasant. In additional to my chemical disruption, I also did not sleep well, so my day yesterday was a complete write-off.

After an evening of drunkenness, we experience a low, where the highs of the previous festivities are inverted to the lowest depths of regret. The fun is great, but the backlash is a bitch. Well, today, I am experiencing the backlash to the backlash. I feel more rested and lucid than I have felt in a while. The nausea has subsided, and the headaches are no more. I am born again sober, and it's great. I've been productive today, completing several things on my ongoing list of things to do. One of those things was to continue posting on my blog.

So if you're unsure what to do with your next long weekend, I have a recipe that will bring you highs, lows, and moderate productivity. I have included some extra options for the reckless.

Long Weekend Special

Day 1: Consume too much alcohol. Mix in some family and friends for a good time. For a more cake-like texture and a bit of drama, add a splash of drunk texting. For extra spice, drunk text your friends' ex's.

Day 2: Stir in as much water as you can without feeling bloated or full. Eat bacon, but do not eat eggs. Moan and regret for 7 to 14 hours hours on low. Get a good night's sleep.

Day 3: Sleep in, but when you awake, marvel at the glory of not feeling like shit, and remind yourself how good it is to be alive. Eat a Mr. Freeze freezie. Post on blog.

On Lesbians...

I discovered in New Zealand that I often develop little crushes on women who turn out to be lesbians. This is clearly not an ideal situation for a straight male. However, I managed to use it to write a song that is truly my own.

This new song is so very me, in that it contains complete tangents, and is the goofiest song I've ever written. It's strange that I tend to write lyrics that are way darker and more serious than I truly am. This song feels much more true to life. Topics include the aforementioned lesbian hunting, Star Wars Episode III, and Natalie Portman, my biggest celebrity crush. Watch here for an upcoming youTube video of it!